“THE FIRST LESSON IS ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE” – quote

 

It is a great way to say hello to anybody we met especialy on events and occasions..

“Hi,what’s ur name?”

“Hi,wanna drink?”

“Ehem…my name is Marco,what’s ur’s fine lady?”

“I do look handsome,care to be my friend?”

There are many quotes and phrases we echoe everytime we icebreak.Anyway there are times “these things didn’t seem to get right”..haha. Here’s the story.

 

It was my past time when I just finished secondary school and went to meet my friend at KL Sentral.

“Hai Gorge..how r u?” Gorge was the name given to him as a short of “Gorgeous”.

“Fine..hehe.U?”

“Hehehe..feeling great.Gosh,look at that sweety there..”

A slim & slender teenage girl walk passed us.My eyes just can’t stop looking at her eyes,her face,her skin..

“Yeah,she looks hot..I do hope I can get a girl wearing spagetti strings like her too..haha..”

“Hehehe,my friend..in life people never success by standing in the dark and praying for luck without any effort.”

“U mean?”

“If u want something then u must go for it,” I said motivatingly.

“Nahh..I was just bluffing..nothing serious okay..haha..”

“Well..let me show u my balls.Choose any chick here for me to demonstrate..” I said “macam bagus”ly.

“Hmm…as u wish,hahaha..c’mon,let’s go over there.”

We chatted as we walked around the main lobby,sight-seeing untill my Gorge suddenly halt.     

“Dude..over there..McD..” There was a regular-but-cute-and-polite girl sitting on the bench in front of McDonald’s,next to the ice cream booth.Wearing a green baju kurung,her head hung low,supported by the palm of her right hand looking straight to the floor.Her legs closed.Her friend (maybe) is sitting on the same bench at a distance.

“Oh..the one on the bench?”

“Yeah..the green one..”  The ‘green’ one….

“Mmm…I guess this could be easy.I’ll show u..”

I went to the ice cream booth and ordered 2 sundae cones.Approaching her,I tried my best to remain calm and memorizing the lines.

“Hi girl,u want ice cream?Actually my friend promised to meet me here but he suddenly didn’t show up..so I’d like to give it to u..” I uttered.Gorge standing at a distance watching his “lesson”.

The girl gave no response.She sat still..the same pose.Her face still downwards,looking at the foor.My heart begins to beat hard and my hands a bit shaking..damn.

“Well..er…just have it..err..er..iskk..” I placed the sundae on the lap of the Ronald McDonald mannequine sitting on the same bench,right next to her.Suddenly,the ice cream fell……..

“Ah!” the girl suddenly attracted.My face grew red..adrenaline begins rushing straight and non-stop-free-access to my face as i quickly pick up the fallen ice cream.

“It’s okay..it’s okay..” I cleared the ice cream and dashed towards Gorge who was laughing uncontrollably..

“Damn it,let’s go..”

Things really don’t seem to get right then..haha

  – Based on a true story

~ by portraitsonglasspaint on June 13, 2009.